Gonçalo M. Tavares - O Dicionário do Menino Andersen

Gonçalo M. Tavares met with Andersen (still a boy) to create a new dictionary. After reading it, our view of things that seem as mundane as a wardrobe, a chair, a toothbrush, or a submarine will change forever.
The boy Andersen was a great inventor and was not at all satisfied with the definitions he read in the dictionary. So he decided to start writing a new dictionary himself; a dictionary that would excite his friends.
Here is an entry for the letter M:
Mosquito - An animal that is poorly tuned.